For our one reader: you know how, when someone's drunk, you give them black coffee? We just mention Lexiconical's father; it's really sobering. It helps for when he gets out of hand xP
Anyway, on that arson: there's no sign of forced entry, from what the police can see. Of course, the place is torched, so it'll be quite hard to find anywhere that's been forced from the outside that isn't charred by now. Nobody phoned the fire brigade until it was too late; the fire was internal, before it suddenly started shooting out of the windows. We've found the body of the owner's cat; it was just outside the fire. Looks like it was strangled, presumably by the arsonist. We found another, unbroken camera that was found in the unburnt bedroom; it overlooks most of the room. It just shows him lying there for a few hours, then he gets up and opens the door. Then the tape just cuts. Well, except for the sound. There's still static in there.
Oh, and somebody pointed out that there was a top hat firmly affixed to the chimney. The police are currently pursuing the evil Santa Claus who's six months late; the crime was done with some explosive coal :P Someone's been a very naughty boy.
Yeaaaah, that's all I've got to say about this.
Perennial/Precipice
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